Wednesday 31 August 2016

Suicide Squad Abridged Script



Suicide Squad Abridged Script

One of the big film events of the year has been the DC Cinematic Universe kicking off in earnest. With moviegoers desperate for someone, anyone to challenge Marvel's dominance, who better than their eternal rival DC? That was the theory, at least. The reality was that both Batman Vs Superman and Suicide Squad faced troubled production periods and negative reviews on release. What's more, the huge opening box office couldn't be sustained as well as was hoped, since for everyone who saw these films and loved them, there were just as many who saw them and wished they hadn't. As usual, I'm out of the loop, so I thought for once, I'd make a game out of what I've picked up through pop-cultural osmosis regarding Suicide Squad, and have a stab at topical humour in the process. About the only thing I haven't squeezed in is a Donald Trump joke, but there are plenty of those elsewhere, so I hope I'll be forgiven for missing an opportunity. If you've seen Suicide Squad, please let me know how close I am to the actual film, or if I'm way off and not funny at all.


(Amanda Waller and Rick Flag are sitting at a restaurant table talking to each other.)
Amanda Waller: So I watched Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End the other day and it gave me a great idea.

Rick Flag: Do tell.

Amanda Waller: I found a woman possessed by an ancient sorceress, cut out her heart and kept it on me so I could control her with it and make her do my bidding. But would you believe it, she stole the heart and turned into a Big CGI Monster with an army of blueberry head zombies.

Rick Flag: So the villain you had working for you against her will did a villain thing? You should have seen that coming and yet you didn’t. I thought you were clever.

Amanda Waller: And I thought you were going to be played by Tom Hardy.

Rick Flag: He already got to be Bane in The Dark Knight Rises. Warner Bros wouldn’t let him be two DC characters.

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(Amanda Waller gets her Suicide Squad prepped for their mission)
Amanda Waller: Your mission is to defeat the big CGI monster and her army of blueberry head zombies, and you all have skills that will be useful for this mission. I’ll list you all so that you can get to know each other, and you can all have theme songs too. Deadshot.

Deadshot: Will Smith as a villain? Say what? I can’t be too evil though. I am Will Smith after all.

Amanda Waller: Harley Quinn.

Harley Quinn: I’m here to sell Hot Topic merchandise and give hormonal teenagers someone to drool over!


Amanda Waller: Killer Croc.

Killer Croc: For Halloween, I’m going as myself.


Amanda Waller: Captain Boomerang.

Captain Boomerang: Holy dooly! Throw another shrimp on the Barbie mate!


Amanda Waller: Katana.

Katana: I’m not a villain, so I don’t even know why I’m here! Unless there are pirates to fight?


Amanda Waller: Guy who turns into fire demon god thing.


El Diablo: I feel like I’m the only person here who isn’t woefully underqualified for this mission. I mean, how are a crazy former psychiatrist with a baseball bat, a guy who shoots things, and a guy who throws boomerangs –

Captain Boomerang: Fecking boomerangs, get it right!

El Diablo: …going to be useful for fighting a Big CGI Monster? What do you think, Rope Man?

Rope Man: I… (Rope Man’s head explodes)

Captain Boomerang: It sure does suck that Batman beat me to Batarangs. They should have been mine! At least I still have Superangs, Wonder Worangs, Aquarangs…

Deadshot: He’ll be like this for a while, won’t he?

Amanda Waller: Any questions?

Harley Quinn: Is Lego Batman: The Movie canon?

Katana: What about Green Lantern?

Captain Boomerang: Arrow?

Killer Croc: The Dark Knight Trilogy?

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(The Suicide Squad get ready to fight the Big CGI Monster)
Deadshot: We can beat the Big CGI Monster with the real superpowers of teamwork and friendship!

Captain Boomerang: Screw that, I’m outta here!

The Flash: Halt evildoer!

Captain Boomerang: I didn’t know the Flash was in this picture!

The Flash: Neither did I until this morning, but here I am with time to spare! Super speed is so useful even in my day to day life.

Captain Boomerang: While I remember, I gotta ask: Is Stephen Amell nice in person? (Captain Boomerang gets arrested)

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(El Diablo turns into Fire Demon God Thing and fights Big CGI Monster)
El Diablo: We are Gr… I mean, we are Suicide Squad.

Big CGI Monster: No, it doesn’t work like that! You’ve been speaking normally this whole time, you can’t just start doing Pokemon speak now! If you said one phrase the whole movie and then said another at the end, maybe it would mean something, but this is meaningless!

El Diablo: What’s Pokemon? It’s not the 90s any more.

Big CGI Monster: Fine, Pokemon Go. How’s that?

El Diablo: Aw, I love Pokemon Go! How many eggs have you hatched? Are there any Poke Spots around here? What team are you on?

Big CGI Monster: Team Mystic.

El Diablo: Hold up. That’s a weird way of saying Team Valor you have there. I don’t want to be your friend any more.

Big CGI Monster: Are you going to buy Sun and Moon?

El Diablo: Of course not! Do you think I’m a weirdo or something? The new Pokemon are things like bin bags, ice cream and keys!

Big CGI Monster: And Generation 1 had eggs, balls and piles of sludge. What’s your point?

El Diablo: My point is normal people like Pokemon again. It’s no longer a sad thing for saddos like you.

Big CGI Monster: “Normal people?” That’s rich coming from a guy who turned into a fire demon god thing!

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(Amanda Waller nukes El Diablo and Big CGI Monster)
Amanda Waller: Honestly, I should have done that from the start. Besides, everyone knows Team Instinct is the best. Anyway, which of you wants to turn evil in the sequel?

Killer Croc: Ooh ooh, me next! I turned into Godzilla in Arkham Knight, so maybe I could fight Gorilla Grodd, and we could all make Harambe jokes! The movie would be called Suicide Squad 2: Killer Croc Vs Gorilla Grodd: Dawn of Animal Themed Supervillains Twat Each Other For 3 Hours. The title’s a work in progress.

Harley Quinn: Will anyone remember Harambe by the time the sequel comes out?

Joker: How could you, Harley? This is Harambe we’re talking about here! Harambe lives on in all of our hearts! (Joker slaps Harley) I do this for your own good, you know.

Harley Quinn: You’re right, silly me. Harambe is the best! Do you want to do drugs now?

Deadshot: You do drugs?

Joker: I’m a method actor, and I thought I’d be able to stop doing drugs once Requiem for a Dream finished filming. I was wrong. That’s what the Damaged tattoo on my forehead stands for.

Katana: Hi, I’m a big fan, love your work. Can we be partners in not knowing why we’re in this film? Turns out there were no pirates for me to fight.

Joker: As long as I get a theme song. 

  
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Amanda Waller: Oh crap! I forgot about the blueberry head zombies! I just nuked a whole load of innocent people!

Technician: Never mind that, when are you going to do Beautiful Creatures 2? (Is shot)

Batman: My rich person in trouble signal went off, so I’m here to bail you out.

Amanda Waller: Why thank you, though I’m not sure why you’re doing this.

Batman: I want you to owe me after this.

Amanda Waller: How about I get you a glass of water? You must have a throat like sandpaper from doing the Batvoice all day.

Batman: No, it’s fine. Aquaman gives me water from his trident. It’s great. You know the best part? Whenever he does it, he says “This looks like a job for Aquaman.” It never gets old. I liked you in Prisoners, by the way. (Amanda Waller rolls her eyes that people keep remembering the films she didn’t enjoy doing.)

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(Deadshot is in prison counting all the money he got from doing this film.)
Deadshot: I totally made the right call doing this film over Independence Day 2. I’ll get to occupy myself counting money for longer.

Captain Boomerang: What are you in for?

Deadshot: You know what I’m in for. You were there!

Captain Boomerang: No I wasn’t. I ran away, remember?

Deadshot: Now, where was I? Ah, yes. 50% can go to Scientology, and the other 50% can go to my son. Or is it my daughter? Oh, I don’t know! I don’t want to misgender. Do I call him Jaden, or her Janine? This is so frustrating! Wait a minute, I just remembered I have another kid! I’ll put on the envelope “To my kids.” There, sorted!

Prison Guard: You have visitors.

Rocket Raccoon: Oi! Now I’ve heard that this bunch of wankers has been going around ripping us off! Tell ‘em what we think about it Groot!

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket Raccoon: You’re goddamn right, I am Groot!

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That's that, then. I knocked this out in about an hour as ideas kept coming to me, and hopefully I've wasted significantly less of your time as you read this. If it goes down well, I might do more sometime. No Ghostbusters remake though. There's enough ideological baggage attached to that film that just mentioning it is enough to invoke a flame war, regardless of one's political views, their opinion of the film's quality, or their stance on any messages the film does or doesn't embody. 

Bugger, I just mentioned it now while saying I wouldn't mention it. Sorry... (Prepares flame shield)

Friday 26 August 2016

Hunger Games Simulator Storyline 1 Finale - Say Goodnight to the Bad Guy



Hunger Games Simulator Storyline
Game 1: Villains
Part 4: Say Goodnight to the Bad Guy

Last Time: Freddy VS Jason 2, Needles Kane goes in against a Sicilian when death is on the line, and the T1000 slays a dragon.

8 Tributes Remain

The Feast

The Cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

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President Snow was the first to reach the feast. While he ate, his attention was drawn to an envelope nearby with his name on it. Inside was a note from Alma Coin, reading “Remember who you’re leaving behind.” Attached to it was a photograph that gave Snow pause. The photograph was of his beloved granddaughter. Snow crumpled the note in his hand and gently put the photograph in his pocket. He didn’t need a reminder of who he was leaving behind.

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·         T1000 gathers as much food into a bag as it can before fleeing. Not that it needs food, of course. This is so that the other tributes can’t have it.

·         Mileena and Skeletor decide to work together to get more supplies. “I sure am glad to have you working with me Mileena. I can carry twice as much now with your help!” Skeletor said. “This partnership wasn’t such a bad idea after all.” Mileena had to admit.

·         Amanda Waller sobs while gripping a photo of her friends and family. She wasn’t normally one for open expressions of emotion, but it was best to put on a show for the other tributes.

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Xigbar stayed at a distance, scanning the feast through his crosshairs. He saw Amanda Waller, and was tempted to pull the trigger, but resisted the urge. She couldn’t suspect what he was up to yet. Besides, he wanted that ring she had mentioned while radioing Dio, and she would never tell him about it if he asked. The key was to find Dio, which was easier said than done since he didn’t know who he was looking for. Eventually, he saw someone skulking around the outskirts of the feast, wearing a black containment suit. Curious, Xigbar zoomed in and saw a logo on the suit for Cadmus Industries. This was Dio, and no mistake. Xigbar fired. The shot never reached its target as Dio anticipated it, and threw a knife through it. Xigbar vanished to avoid the knife, appearing before Dio.
“We both work for the big boss lady, right? You have something that she wants. How about you hand it over so that I can take it to her?” Xigbar asked.
Dio laughed. “It’s because of her gift that I have been able to take part in these games more effectively. If you think I’m going to let you betray her, then you are mistaken.”

Sensing that this meeting would become violent, Dio made the first move. “ZA WARUDO!” Xigbar stopped still, frozen in time. “Toki wo tomare.” Dio then threw volleys of knives all around Xigbar that stopped just short of him. Satisfied, Dio clicked his fingers and said “Soshite, toki ga ugoki desu.” Time started to move again, and Dio’s knives shot through a puff of darkness where Xigbar had previously stood. Dio chuckled softly to himself.
“I’m surprised that was so easy. I would expect someone Amanda took an interest in to put up more of a fight.”
As Dio turned away, a bolt of plasma from Xigbar’s bowgun shot past Dio, grazing the containment suit’s cheek.
“As if. That’s not the end of it. Control over time means nothing to a guy like me who can control space.”
Dio growled. “Is that so? I’ll just have to stop toying with you then!”
Dio turned to face Xigbar, and as he did, his Stand, The World, manifested itself, landing a hefty sucker punch to Xigbar’s stomach. Another punch knocked him to the ground while Dio disappeared. When Dio reappeared, Xigbar could barely believe his eyes. Dio was falling from the air, holding in his hands the remains of the Sweet Tooth van, which he had fished out of the lake it had crashed into the previous night.
“Here’s Sweet Tooth!”
Dio smashed the van down on where Xigbar had been lying, and along with his Stand, pummelled the van’s roof to crush Xigbar under the vehicle’s weight.
“MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! WRYYYYYYYY!”
Dio’s assault came to an end when he felt a sharp pain in his left leg. Worse, the leg started to burn. Dio screamed in pain. Xigbar grinned, juggling a hatchet he had gotten from inside the van while Dio was occupied.
“What part of “Control over time means nothing to a guy like me” didn’t you get? Stopping time won’t stop me from disappearing and reappearing at will, and if ruining that suit of yours is what it takes to get that through your brain, then that’s what I’ll do.”
Xigbar used Dio’s knives to cut more gashes into the containment suit, letting in more sunlight and burning Dio more. For the final blow, he smashed the hatchet into the visor of Dio’s suit. With one last screech, Dio Brando crumbled into ashes. Inside the suit, Xigbar found what he was looking for.
“It’s no Keyblade, but it’ll do. Now to find Waller and give her my resignation notice.” Xigbar said as he put on the Millenium Ring.

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Doctor Nefarious could feel the effects of Dio’s assault on him the previous day. Water droplets from when he was frozen had leaked into his circuits and were causing him to rust and malfunction.
“How am I supposed to repair myself on this squishy infested planet? LAWREEEEEEEEENCE!”
“You called sir?” The robotic butler teleported into the arena in response to his employer’s screaming, only to find that he had started playing another episode of Lance and Janice.
“Janet, on that night 12 years ago when we met on the frost planet Hoven, you were in fact with my evil twin brother Engelbert!”
“But Lance, I never went to Hoven either! That was my evil twin sister Angela!”
Lawrence had no idea why his master enjoyed this show so much, but it did make it easier for him whenever he needed to hit him around the head. However, on this occasion, Lawrence was a bit too rough, and knocked Nefarious’ head clean off.
“Tempting though it is to leave him like this, I guess I should repair him. He pays me good bolts after all, and the job market isn’t what it used to be.”
Lawrence teleported away, taking the pieces of Doctor Nefarious with him to begin the repair process.

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Day 4

·         Amanda Waller receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. This could be useful for keeping her task force in line.

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President Snow had been thinking about his role in the games. He had been able to stay out of trouble for the most part, and made some allies in the arena. Admittedly, Bakura and Alduin had disappointed despite their early promise, and although Amanda Waller was certainly influential and ruthless, he did not trust her fully. As the number of tributes dwindled, the time would come when Snow would not be able to rely on others for help and would have to take action himself. Fortunately, the perfect opportunity presented itself.
“Mileena? Mileena? Where are you? Answer me, woman!” Skeletor was wandering around nearby, calling for help. Snow approached him.
“Excuse me, I couldn’t help but overhear you. Is there something I can help you with?”
“As a matter of fact, there is. My partner Mileena has vanished, and I am unable to find her. She still has some things of mine from the feast. Nyeh, I’m so mad right now!” Skeletor went back to calling Mileena’s name.
“As a fellow tribute who has tried to forge an alliance, you have my sympathies, Skeletor.” Snow mused. “There may be strength in numbers early on, but as the games continue, you need to stop relying on others. They want to win just as much as you do, and there can be only one victor at the end of it all.” Without warning, Snow lunged forward and snatched Skeletor’s staff from his hand.
“Nyeh? Give that back!” Skeletor drew his sword.
“You will learn the hard way that the only person you can rely on is yourself!” Snow shouted, as he blasted Skeletor with a bolt of magical energy from his stolen staff.
“Nooooo!” Skeletor cried as he stiffened in place, the cry continuing until he had fully turned to stone. Snow admired the statue for a moment, then figured that he could better test his newfound abilities on a prone target. With a wave of the staff, the Skeletor statue floated into the air. Snow flicked the staff to the side, and in response, the Skeletor statue slammed into the side of a cliff and shattered. Snow put away the staff. He should keep this to himself. It would be useful as an insurance policy. As he walked away, he started to cough. Snow put this up to him being unused to the staff’s powerful magic, thus affecting his body, but was unconcerned. This was nothing a bit of practice couldn’t fix.

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“There you are, Master. I’ve been looking all over for you.” Mileena said as she saw Skeletor in the distance.
“Master? Ooh, yes. I like the sound of that!” Skeletor turned to his henchwoman. “I think there may be a tribute nearby, and I would like your help in ambushing them.”
“Once they’re dead, can I have their flesh?” Mileena asked.
“If that is what you want, then yes!” Skeletor pointed in the direction they were to go. “Ladies first.”
Had this been their first meeting, Mileena might have been more suspicious, but they had been together long enough now that she knew he wouldn’t betray her. Once Mileena had gone ahead, Skeletor’s appearance shifted to the metallic form of the T1000, before it began to follow her.

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·         Xigbar receives a potion from an unknown sponsor.

7 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Ernie the Giant Chicken
District 5

Jason Voorhees
District 7

Needles Kane
District 10

Freddy Krueger
District 11

Dio Brando
District 3

Doctor Nefarious
District 1

Skeletor
District 6

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Night 4

·         T1000 receives a hatchet. Specifically, the one Xigbar had used to kill Dio, not that the T1000 knew this. The blade had blunted and rusted. Since the T1000 could form blades from its body, this hatchet was useless to it.

·         Xigbar receives another potion from an unknown sponsor.

·         Mileena screams for help. She had been lucky to escape the T1000’s ambush with her life, and could only hope that Skeletor would hear her.

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“Is something the matter?” President Snow asked Amanda Waller, since he could tell she was stressed.
“I’ve been unable to make contact with Dio. I fear that something may have happened to him.” Amanda replied.
“At this stage of the games, that is a distinct possibility.” Snow said. “I realise that isn’t what you want to hear, but there’s no use denying it.”
“At least I still have Xigbar.” Waller conceded. “Even if he does get on my last nerve.”
The two tributes separated, with each keeping secrets from the other. It wasn’t Dio that Amanda cared about, so much as the ring she had ordered him to retrieve, and the likelihood that it had fallen into enemy hands. Likewise, Snow didn’t care for the likely fate of Dio either, and was relieved that he had succeeded in keeping Skeletor’s staff a secret from Amanda for the time being. He couldn’t count on how long, however. Information didn’t tend to stay secret for long when she was around.

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Day 5

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Xigbar’s scheming was disrupted by the sound of screaming, which he reluctantly went to investigate, and found a heavily injured Mileena.
“Could you keep it down please? Some of us are trying to think here!”
“Where is Skeletor? I need his help!” Mileena wailed.
Xigbar rolled his eyes.
“I’ve got a spare potion here, so if it’ll shut you up, you can have it.” Xigbar handed Mileena the potion, which she hastily gulped down. As soon as it touched her lips, she was good as new. Her bleeding stopped, and her injuries healed themselves.
“Thank you for that potion.” Mileena said as she got up. “However, there is another thing you can offer me.”
“What’s that?” Xigbar asked uneasily, suspecting he knew the answer.


Her momentum knocked him down, and he was struggling to push her mouth away from his neck, when the Millenium Ring around Xigbar’s neck started to glow. The ring pulsated with energy that threw Mileena off of Xigbar, then summoned a magical circle around Mileena, trapping her in place. Seizing the opportunity, Xigbar ran around the circle, firing dozens of blasts from his boltguns that stopped at the edge of the circle. Though Mileena tried to break free, her struggling strengthened the magic of the Ring. He then stopped in front of Mileena to charge a more powerful bolt. The circle faded away, and all of the smaller bolts shot towards Mileena, skewering her from every direction. As this happened, the power bolt finished charging. Xigbar fired. The force of the bolt carried the weakened Mileena off her feet and saw her impaled on a sharp tree branch. To add insult to injury, Xigbar dug out the other potion, and poured it onto the ground, ensuring that the last thing she saw before her death was another chance to heal her being squandered.
“Looks like I win.” Xigbar smirked. “Fatality.”

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·         President Snow tries to sleep through the entire day.

·         Amanda Waller constructs a shack.

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The information the T1000 had gained from scanning the other tributes would certainly prove useful to its master, Alma Coin. In its databanks, it had been able to record intelligence on the machinations of President Snow and, more pertinently for Coin, Amanda Waller. The information on other tributes could be useful as training data for the Capitol’s armed forces. The information would need to be uploaded to a central computer, and to do that, the T1000 would need to leave the arena. Using the data it had scanned from Sundowner during his short time in the games, the T1000 located the edge of the arena. To avoid a repeat of Sundowner’s escape attempt, a lava moat had been dug around the arena wall, but that posed no problem to the T1000 as it was easily able to get across with a running jump and hook onto the wall, before beginning its climb out. As it went, a beeping noise began to sound from inside the T1000’s chest, accompanied by an increasing heat signature. Too late to stop it, the T1000 realised that a bomb had been implanted inside it’s chest at some point in the games. Whoever was responsible had accounted for its regenerative abilities, and placed the bomb in an area that would highly inconvenience the robot, and waited for the ideal moment to detonate it. Only one tribute could fit the bill, and she was one the T1000 had been most suspicious of, but even so, it wasn’t enough. The bomb exploded, tearing the T1000’s chest apart, and severing its arms from the rest of its body. Before it could regenerate, it fell into the lava moat, the data it had recorded for Coin destroyed along with its carrier.

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2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Mileena
District 4

T1000
District 9

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Night 5

·         President Snow thinks about winning. He suspected that anyone not part of his coup would be dead by now. Once he’d had a good night’s sleep, he would find Amanda, and they could put their plan into action.

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Amanda Waller called into her radio.
“Xigbar, you haven’t been doing a very good job of being my bodyguard these last few days. While you’ve been gone, my other agents have all died, which means I am now at greater risk. I want you to be by my side at all times from now on. Am I clear?”
Waller heard the telltale sound of Xigbar’s portal appearing behind her, though she didn’t turn around to watch him pull his weapon on her.
“It’s not the most polite way to go about it, but what can you do?” Xigbar sneered.
“I suspected that these two events were connected.” Amanda sighed. “You really shouldn’t have betrayed me.”
Xigbar’s bowgun clicked as a plasma bolt loaded itself, but before he could fire, Amanda reached into her pocket and pressed the switch she kept on her person for such a situation as this. The bomb implanted in all Task Force X members upon their recruitment detonated, blowing up Xigbar’s head, and the rest of his body faded into darkness.
“Better late than never, I suppose.” Waller picked up her prize, the Millenium Ring, from the ground and put it on. Now it was only her and Snow left. She would meet him tomorrow.

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Day 6

The final two tributes, President Snow and Amanda Waller, met at the Cornucopia to discuss their next move.
“Good morning Amanda. Who else are we waiting for?”
“I’m afraid there is nobody else.” Amanda answered. “There was a traitor in my ranks, but I have dealt with him now.”
“I must admit I’m surprised. Your vetting process is usually more thorough than this.”
“Usually, my resources aren’t nearly as restricted.” Waller said, trying to remain calm, but letting a flash of anger into her voice momentarily. A glow came from her chest for that second, which Snow noticed.
“Wait a minute. I recognise that shape. It’s the ring Bakura wore! What are you doing with it?”
Waller instinctively moved a hand to her chest to press the ring down, despite the futility of this action. “That’s rather hypocritical coming from you, Coriolanus. After all, you took Skeletor’s staff.” Snow winced, but she continued. “I noticed it when we last met, even if I didn’t show it.”
“I knew I couldn’t trust you!” Snow shouted, and in his rage he jabbed the staff towards Amanda firing a barrage of lightning from its tip. In response, Amanda pulled the Millenium Ring from under her shirt. The dangling point at the bottom of the ring rose to face the staff and fired a laser that collided with Snow’s lightning bolt. The two were locked in a stalemate, both learning their newly gained magical powers. Two more points on the ring rose up, followed by the remaining two to form four lasers that converged with the first laser to form a more powerful laser. Snow was struggling to hold it off, having to hold the staff in both hands to keep it steady. Even this wasn’t enough, and the staff started to judder under the force of the Millenium Ring’s magic. The power became too much for Snow’s ill body, and he started coughing from the exertion. This moment of unsteadiness caused him to lose the duel, and before he could recover, the laser overpowered his lightning and blasted him backwards into one of the Cornucopia’s stone pillars. His back in severe pain from the impact, Snow took a great deal of effort to attempt to get up, but he was too slow. Amanda strode up to Snow, straddled his body and started to choke him with a wire.
“What are you doing?” He croaked. “Coin put you here too! Don’t you want my help to punish her?”
“As a matter of fact, I don’t. I said Coin was the reason I was here, but I never said she made me compete against my will. That’s what I wanted you to think, so I lead you to that conclusion.”
“I can’t fail now!” Snow gasped. “We… I… I’ve come too far… I can’t… fail… here…”
The elderly, frail Snow was unable to get the stoutly built Waller off him, and he breathed his last, cursing her as she tightened the wire until she broke his skin.

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2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Xigbar
District 6

President Snow
District 12

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The winner is Amanda Waller from District 11!

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Once she was sure he would not pose her any threat, Waller got off Snow’s body. She could barely hear her radio crackle into action over the roar of the crowd, so it took her a few seconds to answer.
“Mission complete. Well done Amanda!” Alma Coin congratulated Amanda. “I was getting worried near the end there, but having Snow be the final tribute to die is simply perfect! Did you plan that all along?”
“Not from the start, though his continued survival did work in my favour as the games progressed.”
“I was observing some of the games myself, and I noticed the magic of the Millennium Ring, which you have in your possession. I would like you to give it to me upon your return.”
“Understood.” Amanda shut off the radio and put it away. She continued to herself. “However, I don’t intend on letting you keep it, Alma. The Ring is mine, and the staff too.” The Ring’s dangling points rose to indicate the direction in which Skeletor’s staff had been thrown once Snow had lost control over it. “With their power under my command, I think I’m owed a promotion…”

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